| Number | Person | Action | Card | Suit Cards | Person | Action | 0 | Olive Oile | Waving her arms | | King Clubs | Saddam Hussein | Burning oil drums | 1 | Ozzie Ardilez | Kicking | | Queen Clubs | Margaret Thatcher | Swinging handbag | 2 | Otto Brunswick | Swash Buckling | | Jack Clubs | Jack the Ripper | Killing people | 3 | Oliver Cromwell | shooting | Ten Clubs | King Diamonds | Prince Charles | Feeling his Ears | 4 | Otto Dix | Painting | Ten Diamonds | Queen Diamonds | Queen of England | Writing Cheques | 5 | Old Etonian | Sleeping | | Jack Diamonds | Tramp Lying on ground | Drinking jack Daniels | 6 | Omar Sharriff | Playing Bridge | Ten Spades | King Spades | Ronald Regan | Shaking hands | 7 | Organ Grinder | Winding | | Queen Spades | Liz Hurley | Popping champagne | 8 | Oliver Hardy | Spinning Around | Ten Hearts | Jack Spades | John Travolta | Tap dancing | 9 | Oliver North | Raising right hand | | King Hearts | Robbie Williams | wearing face paint | 10 | Ang OC | Pouring Kettle | | Queen Hearts | Pamela Anderson | running in slow motion | 11 | Arthur Askey | Smoking out bees | | Jack Hearts | Jason Donavon | wearing coloured coat | 12 | Auntie Bridie | Stroking a cat$ | | | | | 13 | Andrew Cronin | Drinking | Ace Clubs | | | | 14 | Arthur Daley | Opening Coat | Ace Diamonds | | | | 15 | Albert Einstein | Drawing | | | | | 16 | Arthur Skargill | Combing Eye brows | Ace Spades | | | | 17 | Alec Guinness | Spilling | | | | | 18 | Adolph Hitler | Heil Hitler | Ace Hearts | | | | 19 | Andrew Neil | Reading | | | | | 20 | Bill Oddie | Hands around eyes | | | | | 21 | BA | feeling chains | | | | | 22 | BB (baby) | Crying | | | | | 23 | BC (Jesus) | Hanging | Two Clubs | | | | 24 | Bernard Dundan | Running in circles | Two Diamonds | | | | 25 | Billy Elliot | Standing on toes | | | | | 26 | Bart Simpson | Aiming | Two Spades | | | | 27 | Bob Geldof | Begging | | | | | 28 | Benny Hill | Wearing white coat | Two Hearts | | | | 29 | Barry Norman | Prompting | | | | | 30 | Catherine OC | Feeding | | | | | 31 | Charles Atlas | Lifting | | | | | 32 | Christie Brown | Left foot | | | | | 33 | Charlie Chaplin | Waddling | Three Clubs | | | | 34 | Christopher Dean | Gliding | Three Diamonds | | | | 35 | Clint Eastwood | Chewing | | | | | 36 | Claudia Sheiffer | Exercising | Three Spades | | | | 37 | Charles de Gaulle | Bowing | | | | | 38 | Charlton Heston | Pouring water | Three Hearts | | | | 39 | Christie Nolan | Taxi | | | | | 40 | Dominic O'Brien | Dealing | | | | | 41 | David Attenburgh | hiding | | | | | 42 | Darren Brannigan | Farting | | | | | 43 | David Copperfield | Pulling rabbits | Four Clubs | | | | 44 | Dirty Den | Holding stomach | Four Diamonds | | | | 45 | Duke Ellington | Playing trumpet | | | | | 46 | Delia Smith | Cooking | Four Spades | | | | 47 | David Gower | playing cricket | | | | | 48 | Damon Hill | driving | Four Hearts | | | | 49 | David Neven | hand on bag strap | | | | | 50 | Eyore | sticking tail on | | | | | 51 | Eamon Andrews | Holding up to chest | | | | | 52 | Eric Bristow | Throwing | | | | | 53 | Eric Clapton | sitting playing | Five Clubs | | | | 54 | ED the horse | Shitting | Five Diamonds | | | | 55 | Eddie the Eagle | Skiing | | | | | 56 | Ebenezer Scrooge | Counting | Five Spades | | | | 57 | Elizabeth Goddard | miming | | | | | 58 | Edward Heath | conducting | Five Hearts | | | | 59 | Edward Norton | punching | | | | | 60 | Suzie OC | scruff | | | | | 61 | Suzan Anton | swimming | | | | | 62 | Seve Ballisteros | golf | | | | | 63 | Sean Connery | fixing tie | Six Clubs | | | | 64 | Steve Davis | bending over | Six Diamonds | | | | 65 | Stefan Edberg | wearing sweatband | | | | | 66 | Steven Spielberg | Filming | Six Spades | | | | 67 | Sean Goff | Screwing | | | | | 68 | Sherlock Holmes | Looking on ground | Six Hearts | | | | 69 | Steve Nash | feeling baps | | | | | 70 | George Orwell | holding under arms | | | | | 71 | Gary Armstrong | scrumming | | | | | 72 | George Bush | speaking on stand | | | | | 73 | Gerry Cottle | swinging from high | Seven Clubs | | | | 74 | Gerard Depadeu | sword fighting stance | Seven Diamonds | | | | 75 | Gloria Estaphan | singing | | | | | 76 | Grandpa Simpson | sucking teeth | Seven Spades | | | | 77 | Gean Goff | coughing | | | | | 78 | Gloria Hunniford | sunbathing | Seven Hearts | | | | 79 | Gamal Nassar | riding | | | | | 80 | Hazel O'Connor | screaming | | | | | 81 | Howard Aiken | rain dance | | | | | 82 | Humphrey Bogart | smoking | | | | | 83 | Henry Cooper | talking funny | Eight Clubs | | | | 84 | Humphrey Davy | wearing safety glasses | Eight Diamonds | | | | 85 | Harry Enfield | hand thingy | | | | | 86 | Homer Simpson | RESPECT!! | Eight Spades | | | | 87 | Hugh Grant | combing hair | | | | | 88 | Hulk Hogan | flexing muscles | Eight Hearts | | | | 89 | Horatio Nelson | wearing eye patch | | | | | 90 | Niall O'Riordan | on mobile | | | | | 91 | Neil Armstrong | wearing space suit | | | | | 92 | Nigel Benn | boxing | | | | | 93 | Nick Cotton | rolling up sleeve | Nine Clubs | | | | 94 | Neil Diamond | dancing under light | Nine Diamonds | | | | 95 | Noel Edmond | pulling leaver | | | | | 96 | Nigel Short | playing chess | Nine Spades | | | | 97 | Noel Goff | lying bench pressing | | | | | 98 | Nick Hayes | pulling pint | Nine Hearts | | | | 99 | Nannette Newman | washing up | | | | |
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